McCain’s Magic Pony

J.C. Say

Sullivan asks: “And did Bush’s Nazi silliness unwittingly stomp on McCain’s big speech today?”

To which I respond, if McCain is lucky. I briefly blogged about the McCain speech yesterday, asking why he chose 2013 as a good time to withdraw the troops, and after having some time last night to watch more of the speech and read the whole thing, I have my answer.

There is no answer. The whole speech is made up. It is all, every last word of it, pure fantasy. There was no outlining of plans, no presentation of facts that would lead you to believe all of the things he “sees” in his “vision” will come to pass- it was nothing but pure nonsense

Filed under: Uncategorized — cleek @ 12:29 pm

Chamberlain

Everything I know about Chamberlain and Hitler, I learned from Robyn Hitchcock:

Chamberlain
Came crawling from Munich
With one piece of paper
He waved at the camera
‘Peace in our time’
Oh thank you Herr Hitler
Tell that to the Polish
Tell that to the Jews

– Cynthia Mask, verse 2

It’s not much, but it’s more than this guy knows, and he gets to be on TV! (drink every time he says “appeasement” !)

On the other hand, Robyn’s presentation of history might not be entirely accurate:

Napoleon
Wore a black hat
Ate lots of chicken
And conquered half Europe
Napoleon
Was caught by the British
Imprisoned on Elba
He died on the phone

– Cynthia Mask, verse 1

I suppose the lesson here is: always verify, especially if your source is a GOP shill.

Filed under: Uncategorized — cleek @ 11:55 pm

Tough Break

Mom appalled at racy books in store for teens at Alderwood mall. But, unfortunately…

Urban Outfitters declined to comment on Milfs’ concerns.

Because they were snickering?

Filed under: Uncategorized — cleek @ 5:12 pm

Bush Countdown WordPress Widget

Here’s a WordPress widget I’ve written which counts down the number of days until GW Bush leaves office. You can see it in action on the sidebar, to the left of this post.

To use it:

  1. Unzip the file
  2. Upload bushcountdown.php to your WordPress wp-content/plugins/widgets directory
  3. Activate the plugin using your WordPress Plugins panel in the WP admin pages
  4. In the WordPress Presentation / Widgets page, drag and drop the Bush Countdown widget from the list at the bottom onto your sidebar.
  5. Optionally, edit your styles.css file (Presentation / Theme Editor), and add a style for the “bushDays” class. Here’s mine
    .bushDays
    {
         padding-left: 10px;
    }
    

    That will control what the “days left” text looks like. By default, it’s just plain text. The appearance of the header (the white text on a green bar, here) is controlled by the styles you’ve set up for your sidebar.

  6. Vote Democratic.

Have fun!

Filed under: Uncategorized — cleek @ 12:24 pm

Sharing

Nikon D100, 105mm macro, 5T closeup
(repost)
Filed under: Photos — cleek @ 10:36 am

Aiieee!!


A Hillary Clinton tattoo !

Filed under: Election — cleek @ 1:40 pm

The Unprovable is Proved!

NASA to Announce Success of Long Galactic Hunt

WASHINGTON — NASA has scheduled a media teleconference Wednesday, May 14, at 1 p.m. EDT, to announce the discovery of an object in our Galaxy astronomers have been hunting for more than 50 years. This finding was made by combining data from NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory with ground-based observations.

They’ve found Russell’s Teapot! Take that, atheist scum!

Filed under: Uncategorized — cleek @ 10:04 am

Perspective

Yeah, it sucks, but Obama’s getting his ass kicked in West Virginia; Clinton will win by at least 30%.

But, Dreggas, in Balloon Juice comments, offers a little perspective. States & elections won with 60% or more of the vote:

Barack Obama

  • Virgin Islands (89.9%)
  • Idaho (79%)
  • Hawaii (76%)
  • Alaska (75%)
  • District of Columbia (75%)
  • Kansas (74%)
  • Washington (68%)
  • Nebraska (68%)
  • Minnesota (67%)
  • Colorado (67%)
  • Georgia (67%)
  • Illinois (65%)
  • Virginia (64%)
  • Maryland (62%)
  • North Dakota (61%)
  • Wyoming (61%)
  • Mississippi (61%)

Hillary Clinton

  • Arkansas (70%)
  • West Virginia (??)

So, um. yeah.

Filed under: Election — cleek @ 8:28 pm

ManBabies!

ManBabies.com - Dad?
GET MORE AT ManBabies.com!

Filed under: Uncategorized — cleek @ 11:26 am

A Disaster of Biblical Proportions

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, “biblical”?

Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.

Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Seals and penguins sleeping together

One summer morning, scientists observing elephant seals on a beach on Marion Island near the Antarctic spotted a young male Antarctic fur seal subduing a king penguin.

“At first we thought it was hunting the penguin, but then it became clear that his intentions were rather more amorous,” de Bruyn recalled today via email.

The roughly 240-pound seal subdued the 30-pound adult penguin by lying on it. The hapless bird of unknown sex struggled, rapidly flapping its flippers and attempting to stand and flee, without luck.

The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin and thrusting its pelvis at the bird in vain attempts to insert its penis for 45 minutes. Natural, unsuccessful sexual escapades by this variety of seal with members of its own species may last as long as this penguin assault did, “but yes, it is quite a long time and thus unusual,” de Bruyn told LiveScience.

Filed under: Uncategorized — cleek @ 10:07 am

Walk Score

Walk Score will tell you how walkable your neighborhood is. Mine is a 26 / 100 (bad). But even that’s too high, since:

  • it apparently calculates distance as-the-crow-flies, not as the streets go.
  • the bookstore it says is 1 mile away is actually more like 2mi away and it’s a Mormon bookstore.
  • the clothing store it says is 1 mile away is a home-based embroidery shop.
  • the closest bar is 1.2mi, as the crow flies (more like 2.2mi on roads). But, there is a bar 1.2mi away - but who’s walking 1.2mi to go to a bar?
  • the movie theater might be 1.2mi away, if I had a zeppelin. But it’s more like 3mi on roads. And not a single one of those roads has a sidewalk. Half of them are unlit no-shoulder country roads.

Nice try.

Filed under: Uncategorized — cleek @ 2:41 pm

The Uncovering

Below are fifteen songs. Next to each song is the name of a band who covered the song. Your task, without looking it up anywhere, is to name the person/band who wrote (or played) the original.

Some are old; some are new; all are borrowed; few are blue.

  1. Take Me To The River - Talking Heads Al Green - [Bobby L]
  2. Between The Bars - Madeleine Peyroux Elliot Smith - [M]
  3. Sound And Vision - Sea And Cake David Bowie - [Bobby L]
  4. Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm Micheal Jackson - [Bobby L]
  5. Where Have All The Good Times Gone - Van Halen
  6. Woodstock - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Joni MItchell - [Bobby L]
  7. I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston Dolly Parton - [Bobby L]
  8. Bringin on the Heartbreak - Mariah Carey Def Leppard - [Bobby L]
  9. This Love - Natasha Bedingfield Maroon 5 - [Bobby L]
  10. Landslide - Smashing Pumpkins Fleetwood Mac - [Bobby L]
  11. Red Red Wine - UB40 Neil Diamond - [Bobby L]
  12. Cum On Feel The Noize - Quiet Riot Slade - [Rob C]
  13. Jolene - The White Stripes Dolly Parton - [Rob C]
  14. Hallelujah - Jeff BuckleyLeonard Cohen- [Rob C]
  15. Proud Mary - Ike & Tina Turner CCR - [Bobby L]

Post your answers in comments. I’ll mark them off as people get them. Void where prohibited.

You can click here for the answers. But give it a good try, first!

Filed under: Uncategorized — cleek @ 10:26 am

Start Your iPods

Come on, iPod, papa needs a new random ten!

  1. Eric Clapton - Let It Rain (live)
  2. Beck - Hell Yes
  3. Miles Davis - Airegin
  4. Stray Cats - Runaway Boys
  5. Glissandro 70 - Something
  6. Sunny Day Real Estate - 100 Million
  7. Cat Power - Paths To Victory
  8. Green River - Baby Takes
  9. Radiohead - Blow Out
  10. Thom Yorke - Black Swan

Atta boy/girl/gadget.

Filed under: Start Your iPods — cleek @ 9:01 am

Monday Cat Blogging

Nikon D100, 70-300mm VR
Filed under: Photos, Tricksey — cleek @ 6:53 am

Polvo Reunion

After 10 years off, Polvo has reunited for a series of shows - one in Spain, one in London and a handful in the US, including one in their hometown of Chapel Hill, NC (well, Carrboro - but geographically, it’s a matter of crossing the street). I waited too long to buy one from the Cat’s Cradle myself, and it sold out; but I scored a ticket off CraigsList, and off I went…

First, the opening bands:

Canon SD630

Noncanon are a local three-piece who combine the angular, and sometimes discordant, lines of 90’s guitar bands like Slint, and Polvo, with the modern, melodic but sometimes detached, sound of a band like Radiohead. It works really well. I was quite impressed.

Next, Des Ark, a local duo: one woman singing and playing guitar, another playing drums. The former was a ball of crazed energy as she stomped and thrashed around the stage like Angus Young after two coffees too many (except, I think, if I understood her chatter correctly, she was actually quite drunk, and not tweaking on Starbucks’).

Canon SD630

The songs were fast and furious, chaotic bursts of energy. Since I was right up front, I wasn’t getting the best mix, so it all sounded like an excellent drummer playing to sheets of discord, to me. Maybe it would’ve worked better if I knew the songs beforehand. In the middle of the set, the singer did a couple of acoustic songs on a little four-string guitar, which I liked (or could at least hear) - she has a great rock voice, lots of growl, though I could only hear it during the acoustic songs. The electric stuff just blew by me like a sandstorm.

Canon SD630

And then, Polvo:

Canon SD630
Steve & Brian & Dave

I saw their farewell show, way back in 97 or 98, but I didn’t actually know them very well at the time. Since then, I’ve purchased everything they’ve ever released and have played it all to death. So, this reunion show was a treat. A reunion, but not a full reunion: they have a new drummer, Brian Quast. He did a fine job playing those long, complex, multi-part songs.

Canon SD630
Ash & Steve

Since they’re not touring in support of a new record, I knew all the songs they did - except for one, which I think they said was new (maybe a new album in the works?? hope so).

Ash Bowie (guitarist), sang most of the songs, and Dave Brylawski (other guitarist) did a few; the drummer did some backups. The mix up-front wasn’t really good (never is), so it was sometimes hard to hear the vocals clearly - sure could hear that bass though! But, even on records their vocals are often low in the mix, so I never could tell who was singing or what about, so that much is the same live. But it was fun to see who sang which song, at least - once I figured out what song they were playing, anyway; a lot of them were extended or re-worked so the beginnings were often different from the stuff I’ve spent the last ten years memorizing.

Canon SD630
Ash & Steve

The two guitarists set up on opposite sides of the stage, and pretty much stayed there. The bass player roamed around a bit. And the drummer, well, obviously he stayed put. But there didn’t seem to be a lot of interaction between them during the songs - they played their parts and signaled each other at the end of breaks, etc., but for the most part is it was shoegazing. I don’t think there was ever a time when I could’ve taken a picture of all four of them at once - they never came together. I kindof remember that from the show way back in 97, too.

Canon SD630
Dave

Dave Brylawski’s amp quit in the middle of a song and he had to swap it out for a different one, while the rest of the band tried to work it out - eventually the rest of the faded away and it ended up as a drum solo. But they brought it back together almost seamlessly and finished the song, once the technical issues were over.

The crowd up-front got crazy towards the end, as all the drunk guys stared moshing and spilling beer over everyone else. It was just like 1993 again! Except that I wasn’t moshing - I was was the one being annoyed about being rammed-into and having beer spilled down my legs. Boy, people must’ve hated me, back in the day.

Filed under: Shows — cleek @ 7:17 pm

Terror

The following four words should strike fear into the heart of every programmer out there:

    Five-Hour Code Review

It is my afternoon.

Filed under: Uncategorized — cleek @ 9:37 am

Syrupy

When I die, I want to be dissolved!

Since they first walked the planet, humans have either buried or burned their dead. Now a new option is generating interest — dissolving bodies in lye and flushing the brownish, syrupy residue down the drain.

Filed under: Uncategorized — cleek @ 8:14 am

The Shape of Things to Come

defective yeti sees The Shape of Things to Come in Snopes entries:

America is awesome!

Filed under: Election — cleek @ 4:19 pm

Assholes

Filed under: Election — cleek @ 11:19 am

Champion

One of my Bruce Schneier facts is number one in the list.

Total rock.

Filed under: Uncategorized — cleek @ 8:38 pm
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