NASTY TRICKSY LECTIONSES! So dirty! So FALSE! Ghosts voteses and votes sents off on boatses! PBTHHHHHHHH! PBFAAAAAAHH! Very unfairs! VERY UNFAIRS TO THE PRECIOUS! We NEEEEEEDS it! We wins it! We declairs we does! We doesssss! Nasty liddle’ Biddens FOOLS us!

— Gollum J. Trump (@realGollumTrump) November 6, 2020

To COVID19!

oldshowbiz

So Noah grabbed two of each and then random dropped a few animals on each of the continents ? So he’s the father of biodiversity?

Yes

Since we're celebrating #TheCount today, never forget that, in 1988, scheming Ronald Grump conned Oscar out of his home and built "Grump Tower" out of trashcans and human shit in the middle of @SesameStreet. The furious residents threw Ronald in the trash and ran him out of town. pic.twitter.com/tBE1qoDS6z

— Ted Geoghegan (@tedgeoghegan) November 5, 2020

But six years later, Ronald Grump DID return. Yep. He came back, beat up several Muppets, threatened to tear down Sesame Street, and spewed a ton of hate – claiming to hate animals, hugs, and kids' television.

Oh, and that time around, he was played by f'ing Joe Pesci. pic.twitter.com/evN2tVANM4

— Ted Geoghegan (@tedgeoghegan) November 5, 2020

… there’s more

The thing that wouldn't leave from topo morto on Vimeo.

Or at least a parody. But it is neither.

The Deerslayer (99 Proof, $65) is a surprisingly delicate-bodied whiskey flavored with the flora and fauna of New Hampshire in autumn— specifically, venison. The Deerslayer is crafted with three-year-old white wheat whiskey that allows the venison flavor to truly shine and distilled with slow-smoked red deer venison and seasonal ingredients including porcini mushrooms, cranberries, juniper berries, and green peppercorns. Ideal for venison-lovers and non-vegans alike, the savory and smoky notes characterize this one-of-a-kind spirit, with subtle spice on the palate up front and a lingering, gamey finish.

The article talks about two other whiskeys which might be even worse that this one.

Polls aren’t votes.