Mueller report, p370: “The President’s efforts to influence the investigation were mostly unsuccessful, but that is largely because the persons who surrounded the President declined to carry out orders or accede to his requests.”

There are a lot of crimes with names of the form “Attempted xxx”. And if you or I attempted them, we’d be in jail.

I guess it pays to have the GOP Senate as your legal defense team.

According to WGFL, it was early Sunday morning when Clarese Gainey said she heard a noise outside her Gainesville apartment. She told police she peeked out her window to see a large man pulling on her car door handle and knocking on the window while only wearing his boxers.

“So I grabbed my bat and I braced myself, I eased the door open. I tucked that bat and hit him upside the head. I said ‘PIYAH’ and he said ‘OWW,’” Gainey said.