____ Would Be A Great Band Name

Top 20 results in a Google search for * " would be a great band name":

  1. John Bonham's Gong
  2. Gormless Apathy
  3. Longboat Potentiality
  4. Subduction Denialists
  5. Cunt Mom
  6. Rabid Raccoons
  7. Vagina Expectorata
  8. Troll Roof Stalkers
  9. Mancrunch Rejection
  10. Hobnola
  11. Shedua
  12. Radioface
  13. Stabbing!
  14. Electric Finches
  15. Doktor Frankenshtejn
  16. Sphere of Floof
  17. Morbo
  18. Gar Balls
  19. Penisarium
  20. Death by Manzuri

And now you know!

I really like "Stabbing!" and "Subduction Denialists", though the latter is a bit unwieldy.

A few of these were top results in the last round, too.

13 thoughts on “____ Would Be A Great Band Name

  1. platosearwax

    Stabbing! jumped out at me too. It’s the exclamation point that does it.

    Reminds me that in high school a friend and I came up with a fake punk band called The Living Abortions. Had a logo and everything, which we drew everywhere. Eventually I had people asking me if I had caught the Living Abortions show last week, cuz it was like so punk.

  2. Cris

    plato: My favorite fake-metal band name that some guys I knew in HS invented, complete with logo, was “Ataxia.”

    Modesto is right, though. Many of those are lousy names. Among other things, local experience suggests that having “cunt” or even “vagina” in your band name leads to it being bowdlerized by promoters.

  3. de stijl

    I’ve always been a proponent of “Free Beer”

    Friday Night @ The Half Time Rec: Free Beer 9 til close!

  4. MikeJ

    On a similar note, way back in the dark ages my friends and I wanted to have a band called “From Athens GA.”

    “Friday at the Antenna: Panther Burns with special guest From Athens GA!”

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