Band Name Survey

It's been a couple of years since I last did this, so, let's see if there's anything good in the * " would be a great band name" Google Search:

  • Electric Finches
  • Bosley And The Cats
  • Bonescrape
  • München Rügg
  • AssHat
  • Cognitive Dissidents
  • Educated Xenophobe
  • Mancrunch Rejection
  • Cockrope
  • Awesome Saucem
  • Lesbian Panic
  • Gar Balls
  • Morbo
  • Toxic Whalemeat
  • Pussy Cartel
  • Heading for Tacos
  • Knitting Kittens
  • Mongoloid Barbeque
  • Major Martin
  • Born Gay Hoax
  • Turbulent Eddies

Not bad. I think I like "Heading For Tacos" the best. "Bosley and the Cats" isn't terrible.

Late entry: The Exposed Genitals Of Jesus. I like it!

9 thoughts on “Band Name Survey

  1. de stijl

    Aesthetically, Pussy Cartel is the superior name, but from a purely commercial angle Free Beer! is the best band name evar.

    As in, “Free Beer!, 9PM Friday might at The Sidecar.”

    The exclamation point is key like with Panic! At The Disco.

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