Hitler Youth

His parents are mad because a supermarket won't personalize a cake for their three-year-old son, Adolph Hitler Campbell. The store says it's in bad taste to send birthday wishes to Adolph Hitler.

When asked for comment, his younger siblings, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, said "cookie!" and "aiiieee!", respectively.

From a longer article about the family:

The Campbells said they wanted their children to have unique names and didn't expect the names to cause problems.

Duh.