"OMG Trump is in new legal jeopardy!" Repeat every two months for six years.
It's clear that Trump's narrative arc doesn't follow the standard story form of exposition, rising action, climax, denouement.
But, I'm starting to think his arc is more like a Shepard Tone:
Always rising, somehow. Yet never reaching a satisfying climax. And never really resolving.
Which is why it's so very very annoying.
Please enjoy the salty grind of Smaller Animals' "Salt Lick":
RIP
It's pretty amazing how everyone forgets how to best deal with a troll, when that troll's first name is "Elon".
This visualization shows monthly global temperature anomalies (changes from an average) between the years 1880 and 2021. Whites and blues indicate cooler temperatures, while oranges and reds show warmer temperatures. As you can see, global temperatures have warmed from mainly human activities as time has progressed.
BPL is digitizing their entire (?) vinyl record collection and putting it online.
Not quite sure how long this will last since there are clearly some records on there that are going to attract the attention of music industry lawyers. (ex "Thriller" is currently on the front page).
But, there's also a ton of wild and interesting stuff that must in the public domain by now.
Chocolate Chicken Chicken Cake
Ingredients:
-2 cups all purpose flour
-½ teaspoon salt
-1 cup of dark brown sugar
-2 eggs
-1 teaspoon vanilla extract
-2 tablespoons vegetable oil
-¼ cup milk or other liquid if needed (it will make the cake softer if it is too warm)
-1 large chicken. Mix all ingredients and refrigerate for 30 minutes or overnight. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.-Gather the chicken by holding it by the top and both sides with both hands, just like you do to make meatloaf, then gently pop it into the casserole. Bake for 40 minutes or until chicken is cooked through.
-Let the cake cool completely before eating
If Republicans learn nothing else from this election, they must learn this.
So begins a Washington Post article by one of the most prominent seditionists: cowardly trash, Josh Hawley.
This was always going to happen. The press was always going to welcome these traitors back into the fold. They just can't help but treat their Republican daddies as serious sober statesmen.
It's still a disappointment to see it happen.
And it's why I won't be renewing my WaPo subscription.
Boston has the fattest squirrels.
But the skyline is nice.
You fucking psycho.