In Washington, D.C., protesters planned to dump a million tea bags in Lafayette Square. But they promised to put the bags on tarps and clean up afterward so as not to make a mess.
Losers.
Update: Foiled by the man!! Apparently, the original tea party planners were smart enough to get the right permits before their act of civil disobedience.
Weak tea!
Ballad of the Tea Baggers
Bleating whiners dumb as pie
Witless men who pout and cry
Men who don’t know what they say
Kneeling Tea Baggers on parade
Cheeto dust upon their chest
These aren’t men, not America’s best
One hundred men will wank today
Here they cum, Tea Bag Brigade
Trained to live, off parent’s land
Masturbating, hand to hand
Men who fight with mouse and click
Cowards all, Tea Baggers today
Cheeto dust upon their chest
These aren’t men, not America’s best
One hundred men will wank today
Here they cum, Tea Bag Brigade
Back at home mommy awaits
The Tea Bagger has met his fate
He has whined for bigger bequests
Leaving her this last request
Put Cheeto dust on my chest
Make me wank like America’s best
I will leave the house one day
After Tea Bagging, Big Al who’s Gay
a gripping anthem of true patriotism and heroism!
Probably should have picked Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the T-Baggers.”
or Toby Keith’s “Courtesy of the Red, White, & Blue”, with the classic verse:
Justice will be served
With sugar and a lemon wedge
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you’ll be sorry that you messed with
His Earl Gray
We’ll put our bags in your mouth
It’s the American way!
I went to the teabag central website to see what was happening in my area. For all of the events in New England, from Rhode Island to Vermont to Maine, the contact person was some guy in Alexandria VA.
Grass roots my ass.