From The Customer Is Not Always Right:
(I was a customer at a cell phone store, observing the following exchange.)
Employee: “I’m sorry sir, but your phone has water damage, which isn’t covered by the warranty. You will have to purchase a new phone.”
Customer: “That’s ridiculous! I haven’t gotten the phone wet!”
Employee: “Have you used the phone in the rain? Sometimes, that’s all it takes to get the internals wet enough to damage the device.”
Customer: “Well, yes, but that doesn’t make any sense! Cows are in the rain all the time and they don’t die!”
Employee: “…”
Me: *interjecting* “Sir, cows aren’t electronic devices.”
Customer: *storms out*
This reminds me, yet again, of why I do not, and hopefully never will, hold a job in which I am required to deal with random members of the general public on a day-to-day basis.