Appropos of nothing, a song by American Republicans, to a certain Jackson 5 Tune:
When we had you to ourself
We didn’t want you around
That pretty hair-do always made you stand out in a crowd
But when we kicked you out from the bunch
one glance was all it took
Now it’s too late for us to vote for your shiny look
CHORUS:
Oh Mitty give us one more chance
(show you that we love you)
Won’t you please let us
(vote for your part)
Oh Mittens we were blind to let you go
(let you go Romney)
But now since we see you out of office
(We want you back)
Yes we do now
(We want you back)
Ooh ooh Mitty
(We want you back)
Ya ba da ba
(We want you back)
doo doo doo doo
Tryin’ to live without your suave
Is one long Mormon night
Let us show you
That we know wrong from the Right
It’s Wall Street you walk on
You spend money by the mound
But we followed the Alaskan girl
We thought we wanted around
Let us tell you now
CHORUS:
Oh Mitty all we need is one more chance
(show you that we love you)
Won’t you please let us
(vote for your part)
Oh Mittens we were blind to let you go
(let you go Romney)
But now since we see you out of office
Uh-huh
A mitt mit mitt mitt (2 times)
All we want
A Mitt-y Mitt-y
All we need
A Rom-ney Rom-ney
All we want
A Mit-tens Mit-tens
All we need
Oh just one more chance
to show you that we love you
Mitty!
I want one.
me too. i’d paint mine to look like a shark
Appropos of nothing, a song by American Republicans, to a certain Jackson 5 Tune:
When we had you to ourself
We didn’t want you around
That pretty hair-do always made you stand out in a crowd
But when we kicked you out from the bunch
one glance was all it took
Now it’s too late for us to vote for your shiny look
CHORUS:
Oh Mitty give us one more chance
(show you that we love you)
Won’t you please let us
(vote for your part)
Oh Mittens we were blind to let you go
(let you go Romney)
But now since we see you out of office
(We want you back)
Yes we do now
(We want you back)
Ooh ooh Mitty
(We want you back)
Ya ba da ba
(We want you back)
doo doo doo doo
Tryin’ to live without your suave
Is one long Mormon night
Let us show you
That we know wrong from the Right
It’s Wall Street you walk on
You spend money by the mound
But we followed the Alaskan girl
We thought we wanted around
Let us tell you now
CHORUS:
Oh Mitty all we need is one more chance
(show you that we love you)
Won’t you please let us
(vote for your part)
Oh Mittens we were blind to let you go
(let you go Romney)
But now since we see you out of office
Uh-huh
A mitt mit mitt mitt (2 times)
All we want
A Mitt-y Mitt-y
All we need
A Rom-ney Rom-ney
All we want
A Mit-tens Mit-tens
All we need
Oh just one more chance
to show you that we love you
Mitty!
Mitt looks like he should be a character on Mad Men
Put a pipe in his mouth and he’s the very spit of J.R. “Bob” Dobbs.
Mitt has no slack. he is the uber-Pink