I been memetagged. But Bobby's response is so damned awesome, anything I do is going to suck in comparison. Fucker.

1. What's in your pocket?
Brass.

2. Is the pork ready?
Pork not ready. Come back two hour.

3. Have you ever had to rock to and fro to make your poopie go?
Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corny, sometimes he's practically water!! Sometimes he hangs of the end of your ass and won't fall in the toilet 'coz he's just clinging to your sphincter and he won't drop off so you shake your ass around, try to get him to drop in the toilet and finally it doooooeeees!!!!! It's Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo...

4. Do you like onions?
I am the sun and the air.

5. So, how big is it?
8.5 x 11

6. Budweiser or real beer?
Yes, in quantity.

7. What do you feel about your nose?
Ass cheeks

8. Children: Baked or broiled?
Syntax error.

9. Do you like it when I do this?
It's fine even if you don't do that.

10. Do you like the sound of chickens?
Do they have large talons?

11. Would Beyonce clip her own toenails?
I believe she gnaws them off.

12. Do you like pork?
Come back two hour!

13. If the butter is soft, does the bus arrive on time?
Yes

14. When do you get up?
When I'm done getting down.

15. How did you survive childhood?
Angst is surprisingly nutritious.

16. What do you do before bed?
I strike my breast three times and proclaim "Hallelujah" 'till I nearly burst my lungs.

17. What are your hidden charges?
PMA-2

18. Who's behind you?
Everyone. Fuckin losers.

19. Why don't people go to the bathroom on TV?
They do. Didn't you ever see that Seinfeld where George takes his shirt off?

20. What's a soylent green popsicle?
Summertime fun!

21. What does it taste like?
Minced skin.

22. Why doesn't Consumer Reports rate hookers?
It damages their self-esteem.

23. Does George Bush replace the toilet paper tube?
He doesn't use T.P.. He uses the bodies of strangled songbirds.

Over to you, Rob!