Palin: Black And White

Sarah Palin snorted cocaine off a 55 gallon oil drum while snowmobiling with friends and had illicit affairs with a top NBA star and one of her husband's business partners, a new book sensationally claims.
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The author writes that after college Mrs Palin developed a 'fetish' for black men.

That's not gonna go over well in Teabaggertown!

And if that’s even half true, it would certainly explain why she’s been shying away from actually running for office: she knows she had to scramble around and hoover-up all the cash she could before this stuff came out and sent her off to the John Edwards Home For Disgraced Politicians. I hope it's not true, though. There's probably still a lot of money left in her supporters; and that's money that I'd rather see end up in the pockets of Palin's windbreaker and lip gloss suppliers than in the war chests of viable GOP candidates.

10 thoughts on “Palin: Black And White

      1. cleek

        “Like so many in our movement, Kent sacrificed much for the cause of liberty.”

        if i was Kent’s mom, i’d tell Ron Paul to go fuck himself.

  1. Ugh

    That’s not gonna go over well in Teabaggertown!

    Well, I think what you’ll see is a two part response from said town. A: It’s not true and the guy who wrote the book hates Palin and made it up to drum up sales. If indisputable video evidence emerges of all three events along with corroborating witnesses: B: it doesn’t matter as Sara Palin is a true believer and one of us (I mean, did her teenage daughter having a baby out of wedlock shake the faith of the faithful, even a little bit? Nope.).

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