Over at WorldNut Daily, in between stories about how soy makes you gay, ads for gold bullion, keychain radiation detectors (Nukalert!), and books that tell us why good Christians should bring guns to church, you can watch Chuck Norris as he kicks the crap out of his practice dummies! Here he goes after the one he calls "ACLU" - in this scenario, "ACLU" is dressed-up as the Supreme Commander of the forces of the Axis of Anti-Christmas:

WorldNetDaily: ACLU: The Abolishing Christian Legacy Union
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''J'' to the rescue!

Thank God for organizations which are fighting against the censoring of Christianity and Christmas, like the ADF, The Thomas More Law Center and The American Center for Law and Justice (ACLJ).

The ACLJ has a great ''Christmas Resource Center'' where one can find information sheets on what is permissible in public displays of Christmas and how students can properly express their religious beliefs in school during this Christmas season.

I don't know if it was intentional, but I find it interesting that the only letter distinguishing the acronym of the ACLU and the ACLJ is the letter ''J,'' which stands for ''Justice.''

To me, it also stands for ''Jesus,'' without whom there would be no Christmas at all.

J can also stand for "Joint", as in "someone get this guy a Joint; he's gone fucking crazy". It can also stand for "Jackass", and "Jerk", as in "that Jackass sounds like a total Jerk," just for example... not that I'd call Chuck Norris anything like that, of course.

Here, Chuck discusses the "Chuck Norris Facts" lists that were funny about a year ago:

Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.

Poor Chimpanzees.... God only made them 98.5% in his image. God must hate chimpanzees.