After I quit my last job, I took the notebook I used when I pretended to take notes during meetings and scanned a bunch of the little doodles and scribbles I did. Then I went to CafePress and made a mousepad out of them. Now, I can remember all the horrible pointless meetings I had to sit through... fun! Here it is:

Yes, this is actually the image on the mousepad I use at home. No, I can't draw at all.