Why is there no 24-7 news coverage of (what sounds like) a tuberculosis epidemic that’s sweeping my office ? Yes, this happens every year, and I complain about it every year... but so does winter.
I swear, if I was the boss: third cough of the day and your ass is going home.
I hate those bloody martyrs that drag themselves in and infect the whole office. Stay at home you selfish arse!
Ancient Music
Winter is icumen in,
Lhude sing Goddamm,
Raineth drop and staineth slop,
And how the wind doth ramm!
Sing : Goddamm.
Skiddeth bus and sloppeth us,
An ague has my ham.
Freezeth river, turneth liver,
Damn you, sing : Goddamm.
Goddamm, Goddamm, ’tis why I am, Goddamm,
So ‘gainst winter’s balm.
Sing goddamm, damm, sing Goddamm,
Sing Goddamm, sing goddamm, DAMM.
Ezra Pound