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Super wingnut Rand Paul wants to cut 62% of the FDA's budget. And in a nice bit of synergy (nice, that is, for food-borne bacteria), he wants to reduce the Center for Disease Control's budget by 28%, and the National Institute of Health's by 37%.

Visionary!

He also wants to eliminate everything in the US Department of Education except the Pell Grant program. Luckily, the need for Pell Grants will likely be greatly reduced, once school standards have crumbled nationwide.