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Is still The Federalist:

Cancel Your Disney Vacation And Go To Dollywood Instead

Dollywood - the theme park named after and owned by Dolly Parton. This Dolly Parton:

8 Times Dolly Parton Cemented Her Status as an LGBTQ+ Icon

This Dolly Parton:

In a new interview with The Sun, the Nashville legend denied that she is a lesbian while expressing her support for the LGBTQ community.

“So ­people say that — because you can’t really have a great relationship with a woman. I’m not gay but I have so many gay friends and I accept everybody for who they are,” Parton, 73, told the U.K. newspaper.

As for her title as a gay icon, Parton embraces the role, telling the outlet: “I love that.”

And this Dolly Parton:

Parton, a long time celebrity supporter of LGBTI rights told Event magazine, ‘I think everyone should be with who they love.’

‘I don’t want to be controversial or stir up a bunch of trouble but people are going to love who they are going to love.

‘I think gay couples should be allowed to marry. They should suffer just like us heterosexuals,’ she added, jokingly.

Furious Constituents Demand Cawthorn Name Names

Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) sparked has thrown the Republican party into turmoil after he said during an interview that fellow conservatives in Washington invited him to participate in orgies and used cocaine in front of him.

Cawthorn’s cocaine and orgy allegations sparked a furor during a closed-door party meeting Tuesday, CNN reported, citing sources who were in the room.

According to the sources, several enraged Republicans stood up and complained that they are being bombarded with phone calls from concerned constituents and worried spouses about whether members of Congress were indeed participating in orgies and hard-core drug use.

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