Furious Constituents Demand Cawthorn Name Names

Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) sparked has thrown the Republican party into turmoil after he said during an interview that fellow conservatives in Washington invited him to participate in orgies and used cocaine in front of him.

Cawthorn’s cocaine and orgy allegations sparked a furor during a closed-door party meeting Tuesday, CNN reported, citing sources who were in the room.

According to the sources, several enraged Republicans stood up and complained that they are being bombarded with phone calls from concerned constituents and worried spouses about whether members of Congress were indeed participating in orgies and hard-core drug use.

I think I know what I'm going to be doing tomorrow morning!