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Dollywood - the theme park named after and owned by Dolly Parton. This Dolly Parton:

8 Times Dolly Parton Cemented Her Status as an LGBTQ+ Icon

This Dolly Parton:

In a new interview with The Sun, the Nashville legend denied that she is a lesbian while expressing her support for the LGBTQ community.

“So ­people say that — because you can’t really have a great relationship with a woman. I’m not gay but I have so many gay friends and I accept everybody for who they are,” Parton, 73, told the U.K. newspaper.

As for her title as a gay icon, Parton embraces the role, telling the outlet: “I love that.”

And this Dolly Parton:

Parton, a long time celebrity supporter of LGBTI rights told Event magazine, ‘I think everyone should be with who they love.’

‘I don’t want to be controversial or stir up a bunch of trouble but people are going to love who they are going to love.

‘I think gay couples should be allowed to marry. They should suffer just like us heterosexuals,’ she added, jokingly.