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Rudy Gets Sued

Source: 650033_2023_Noelle_Dunphy_v_Rudolph_W_Giuliani_et_al_COMPLAINT_10.pdf

Pages 43-45. LOL.

234. During Ms. Dunphy’s work for Defendants, Giuliani often made outrageous comments that created and added to the hostile work environment that Ms. Dunphy was forced to endure. Ms. Dunphy found these comments revolting, but there was little she could do to stop them given the lack of any Human Resources personnel and the extraordinary degree of control that Giuliani had wielded over her as her boss and lawyer.

235. For example, Giuliani made the comments described below, many of which were recorded:

a. Giuliani made derogatory comments about Jewish men and implied that their penises were inferior due to “natural selection.”

b. Giuliani told Ms. Dunphy that “black guys hit women more than anybody else does... and so do Hispanic guys – it is in their culture.”

c. Giuliani said, “Jews want to go through their freaking Passover all the time, man oh man. Get over the Passover. It was like 3,000 years ago. The red sea parted, big deal. It’s not the first time that happened.”

d. Giuliani made comments about “freakin Arabs” and Jews.

e. Giuliani demeaned and sexualized Hillary Clinton and mocked her body.

f. Giuliani demeaned and sexualized Margaret Thatcher and wondered about the effect she would have on his penis.

g. Giuliani said, “If my life depended on it, if I had to make love to Nancy Pelosi, I couldn’t do it. I’d have to die.”

h. Giuliani referred to employee Vanessa Ryan, who is Maria Ryan’s daughter, as “fat” and said that he felt bad for her because she was fat. He further said he was “trying not to feed” her.

i. Giuliani disparaged a female lawyer because of her breast size.

j. Giuliani made a series of derogatory remarks about the LGBTQ community, including:

i. Giuliani claimed that Mayor Michael Bloomberg “became gay” because his wife left him.

ii. Giuliani named a prominent Republican as gay.

iii. Giuliani used the word “fag” to refer to actor Matt Damon.

iv. Giuliani mocked Senator Elizabeth Warren as “in search of a gender,” stating: “Pocahontas was a really hot babe, and Warren does not look like a babe. She looks like a person in search of a gender.” Giuliani later said he was “very hot” for Warren.

v. Giuliani named a prominent lawyer who he believed would require $10 million for gay sex. Giuliani then insisted that he was the only one of his male friends who would turn down any amount of money to have sex with a man.

k. Giuliani said to Ms. Dunphy, at various times, in statements that were recorded:

i. “I’m gonna make it a little painful.”
ii. “Stick it up your ass.”
iii. “You’re a fucking slut.”
iv. You’re my bitch.
v. “I’m gonna get my cock in there.”
vi. “Be a slut! Be Rudy’s slut!”
vii. Giuliani called Ms. Dunphy a “whore.”
viii. Giuliani said, “I want to own you officially. Legally. With a document.”
ix. “I can’t control myself. I lose control. I think of you all the time. I’m unable to control it. I’m addicted.”
x. “I can’t think about you without getting hard. Even when I think about how smart you are, I get hard.”
xi. Giuliani stated that he would “get in trouble with underage girls” if they were 16 but looked 20.
xii. “I think of you as my daughter. Is that weird?”—which Giuliani
said while engaging in sexual contact with Ms. Dunphy.
xiii. Giuliani told Ms. Dunphy that she was “his” and he had purportedly “been too easy on [her].”

236. These statements are just some examples of the inappropriate comments that Giuliani made to Ms. Dunphy while she worked for Defendants. There are many others. These types of comments made Ms. Dunphy extremely uncomfortable and contributed to a hostile work environment.
237. Giuliani’s constant fear of the FBI also contributed to inappropriate

The Good Samurderer

A lawyer said unto Jesus, who is my neighbor? And Jesus answering said: A certain man went up from Delancey Street to Broadway-Lafayette on the F train who was homeless and hungry and half crazed and screaming.

And many housed persons were there and looked on him and did nothing.But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came to where he was: and when he saw this man, he had compassion on the housed persons who had to listen to him scream, and he went to the homeless man, and strangled him for several minutes until he was dead.

And after brief questioning by the police he was let go, and later returned with a Republican lawyer declaring himself in the right, and all the other Republicans cheered his generous strangulation.

RUN HIDE FIGHT

America is broken.

In case you don't make it to the end, this was made by the US government.

https://www.fbi.gov/how-we-can-help-you/safety-resources/active-shooter-safety-resources

Fairy tale origins thousands of years old

Old news about old stories.

Fairy tales like Beauty and the Beast can be traced back thousands of years, according to researchers at universities in Durham and Lisbon.

Using techniques normally employed by biologists, academics studied links between stories from around the world and found some had prehistoric roots.

They found some tales were older than the earliest literary records, with one dating back to the Bronze Age.

The stories had been thought to date back to the 16th and 17th Centuries.

Banned!

I made this video two days after Trump was elected, in 2016.

I just discovered that it's recently been blocked in two countries: Russia and Belarus.

You've got to be taught to hate and fear
You've got to be taught from year to year
It's got to be drummed in your dear little ear
You've got to be carefully taught

You've got to be taught to be afraid
Of people whose eyes are oddly made
And people whose skin is a diff'rent shade
You've got to be carefully taught
You've got to be taught before it's too late
Before you are six or seven or eight
To hate all the people your relatives hate
You've got to be carefully taught

Autoclick

The perils of a touchscreen...

I accidentally nicked the edge of my car's touchscreen with a ceramic planter. That caused a tiny crack in the corner. The display is fine, no visual glitching. But the touch sensitivity has gone insane and the screen is now picking up random clicks everywhere, as fast as it can sense them. It's adjusting the heat up and down as fast as it can, changing radio stations and the volume. While I was sitting in it a minute ago, it opened the glovebox and started changing the screen colors. I wanted to see it change the mirrors, but I gave up because it had turned the seat warmer on high and I couldn't take the heat.

So it's undriveable.

Service can't get it in till the 19th.

Sweet.

Covenant

1 Samuel 5 - And the Philistines have taken the ark

The Philistines have stolen the ark of the covenant from the Israelites!

5
1. And the Philistines took the ark of God and brought it from Ebenezer unto Ashdod.

2 When the Philistines took the ark of God, they brought it into the house of Dagon and set it by Dagon.

And it's causing a statue of their god, Dagon, to fall over!

3 And when those of Ashdod arose early on the morrow, behold, Dagon had fallen upon his face to the earth before the ark of the Lord. And they took Dagon and set him in his place again.

4 And when they arose early on the morrow morning, behold, Dagon had fallen upon his face to the ground before the ark of the Lord; and the head of Dagon and both the palms of his hands were cut off upon the threshold; only the stump of Dagon was left to him.

5 Therefore neither the priests of Dagon nor any who come into Dagon’s house tread on the threshold of Dagon in Ashdod unto this day.

And then things get worse!

6 But the hand of the Lord was heavy upon those of Ashdod, and He destroyed them and smote them with hemorrhoids, even Ashdod and the borders thereof.

7 And when the men of Ashdod saw that it was so, they said, “The ark of the God of Israel shall not abide with us, for his hand is sore upon us and upon Dagon our god.”

Oh noes!

8 And they send and gather all the princes of the Philistines unto them, and say, `What do we do to the ark of the God of Israel?' and they say, `To Gath let the ark of the God of Israel be brought round;' and they bring round the ark of the God of Israel;

...

11 So they sent and gathered together all the lords of the Philistines and said, “Send away the ark of the God of Israel, and let it go again to his own place, that it slay us not, and our people.” For there was a deadly destruction throughout all the city; the hand of God was very heavy there.

12 And the men who died not were smitten with the hemorrhoids; and the cry of the city went up to heaven.

What ever can the Philistines do to stop this curse?

6
1. And the ark of the Lord was in the country of the Philistines seven months.

2 And the Philistines called for the priests and the diviners, saying, “What shall we do to the ark of the Lord? Tell us how we shall send it to his place.”

3 And they said, “If ye send away the ark of the God of Israel, send it not empty; but in any wise return him a trespass offering. Then ye shall be healed, and it shall be known to you why his hand is not removed from you.”

4 Then said they, “What shall be the trespass offering which we shall return to him?” They answered, “Five golden hemorrhoids and five golden mice, according to the number of the lords of the Philistines; for one plague was on you all and on your lords.

Five golden mice and five golden hemorrhoids!

5 Therefore ye shall make images of your hemorrhoids and images of your mice that mar the land, and ye shall give glory unto the God of Israel. Perhaps he will lighten his hand from you and from your gods and from your land.

...

10 And the men did so; and took two milk cows and tied them to the cart, and shut up their calves at home.

11 And they laid the ark of the Lord upon the cart, and the coffer with the mice of gold and the images of their hemorrhoids.

And it is sent back to the Isrealites. But along the way...

13 And they of Bethshemesh were reaping their wheat harvest in the valley; and they lifted up their eyes and saw the ark, and rejoiced to see it.

14 And the cart came into the field of Joshua, a Bethshemite, and stood there where there was a great stone. And they cleaved the wood of the cart and offered the cows as a burnt offering unto the Lord.

15 And the Levites took down the ark of the Lord and the coffer that was with it, wherein the jewels of gold were, and put them on the great stone; and the men of Bethshemesh offered burnt offerings and sacrificed sacrifices the same day unto the Lord.

16 And when the five lords of the Philistines had seen it, they returned to Ekron the same day.

17 And these are the golden hemorrhoids which the Philistines returned for a trespass offering unto the Lord: for Ashdod one, for Gaza one, for Ashkelon one, for Gath one, for Ekron one;

18 and the golden mice, according to the number of all the cities of the Philistines belonging to the five lords, both of fortified cities and of country villages, even unto the great stone of Abel whereon they set down the ark of the Lord, which stone remaineth unto this day in the field of Joshua, the Bethshemite.

Uh oh.

19 And He smiteth among the men of Beth-Shemesh, for they looked into the ark of Jehovah, yea, He smiteth among the people seventy men -- fifty chief men; and the people mourn, because Jehovah smote among the people -- a great smiting.

And the Beth-Shemeshites are like ... get this thing out of here!

19 And He smote the men of Bethshemesh, because they had looked into the ark of the Lord; even He smote of the people fifty thousand and threescore and ten men. And the people lamented because the Lord had smitten many of the people with a great slaughter.

20 And the men of Bethshemesh said, “Who is able to stand before this holy Lord God? And to whom shall He go up from us?”

21 And they sent messengers to the inhabitants of Kirjathjearim, saying, “The Philistines have brought back the ark of the Lord. Come ye down and fetch it up to you.”

And it is done.

And we never learn what happen to the five golden mice and the five golden hemorrhoids.

Raiders Of The Lost Ark could have been a very different movie.

The text here is from the 21st Century King James's version of the Bible. Some other versions use euphemisms like "tumors" or "sores". Some use "arses" or "privy parts".

h/t Medieval Death Trip