A driving instructor who encouraged girls to kick him in groin has been jailed for four years.David Aston, who met one of the girls over the internet, was convicted by a jury of two counts of sexual activity with a child and four of causing or enticing a child to engage in sexual activity.
The 32-year-old twice stripped naked from the waist down, crouched on all fours on a towel in woodland near Bicester and encouraged four girls to kick him in the groin until he could no longer handle the pain.
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How do you come across this stuff? :)
Greetings from France BTW. The weather sucks, but the food is marvellous.
Christ, I wish that was my kink. I would NEVER stop coming.
this one was from Fark.
i wonder how you get started in this. you can learn about the pain thing by accident, sure; but then getting strangers to kick you, while you’re on all fours, naked? and then they have to be young girls?
do you have to build up one step at a time, or does the whole scenario come to you in a flash and you have to run out and make it happen?
seems pretty complicated.
Quoth the judge:
“You indulged in what was old fashioned lewd behaviour”
I don’t think I ever want to go to England.
Thanks –
I don’t think I ever want to go to England.
certainly not Bicester. crazy people there.
hey Rob, how does one pronounce “Bicester” ?
‘Bicester’ is pronounced ‘Bister’. :)
BTW, I was on the way to Bristol the other day and I passed through a village called ‘The Shoe’. What a strange country I live in!
“The Shoe”. that’s awesome.
lot of great names out in that part of the UK, eh? a quick Google tour shows me Box, Twatley, Thickwood, Dog Village and Black Dog !
but we have Erect, and Climax.
As a concerned Big Black fan, I must tell you that I believe the line from “The Power Of Independent Trucking” is “the back door to this country…etc.
As for the rest of the lyrics, I have no idea because of the noise. One of the greatest fucking albums of all time.
yeah, could be… i just grabbed that one off a lyrics site. and they’re often wrong.