OMFG. WTFingF? Did you see that?

Why on earth would ABC ask/allow him to do more than a few seconds of airtime ?

Watching a guy who can barely speak try to banter with his 30-something co-hosts about the fantastic party that's going on out in the rain does not lift anyone's spirits. Reminding viewers of their inevitable fate is not the way to sell a Rocking New Year.

and you run and you run
to catch up with the sun
but it's sinking

racing around
to come up
behind you again

the sun is the same
in a relative way
but you're older

shorter of breath
and one Rocking New Year's Eve
closer to death!