Deus Ex Machina

Joe Rogan recently told the American Alchemy podcast that AI-powered machines could one day have a 'virgin birth,' creating advanced robots, or 'offspring,' capable of performing real-world miracles using technology.

'Jesus is born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer?' Rogan told podcast host Jesse Michels during the interview released on Sunday.

'So if you're going to get the most brilliant, loving, powerful person that gives us advice and can show us how to live, to be in sync with God, who better than artificial intelligence to do that?'

Rogan suggested that AI-powered technology could soon replicate some biblical feats, potentially enabling humans to bring people back from the dead using medicine or mind-uploading technology.

'Artificial intelligence could absolutely return as Jesus. Not just return as Jesus, but return as Jesus with all the powers of Jesus. Like all the magic tricks, all the ability to bring people back from the dead, walk on water, levitation, water into wine,' Rogan claimed.

I've never been that high. Alas.

3 thoughts on “Deus Ex Machina

  1. Nooneithinkisinmytree

    It sez go ahead and leave a reply, but I’ll spare you.

    Joe Rogan and Jesus can shampoo my crotch.

    Whoops.

  2. Nooneithinkisinmytree

    What’s more virgin than a computer?

    Really? Not Karoline Leavitt?

    Apparently Rogan’s mother, also neckless like him, at age 13 , before robotic algorithmic God met her on Chicks with Dicks.con. Yes, Con, with an “n”.

  3. Nooneithinkisinmytree

    I guess abortions for pregnant robots are out of the question.

    In Texas, female sex dolls have been arrested and died in custody after having sex with their Attorney General and the seeking the robotic equivalent of the after- morning pill.

    He mistook them for little boys.

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