Volunteering for Trump requires lifelong devotion:
2. No Disparagement. During the term of your service and at all times thereafter you hereby promise and agree not to demean or disparage publicly the Company, Mr. Trump, any Trump Company, any Family Member, or any Family Member Company or any asset any of the foregoing own, or product or service any of the foregoing offer, in each case by or in any of the Restricted Means and Contexts and to prevent your employees from doing so.
Where do I sign?
I hereby demean and disparage and kick in the short ribs Donald Trump, the large erumpent rodent renting his scalp, his wives, his children, his affiliates, his subsidiaries, his staff, his political operatives, his cousins, his reality show producers, his enablers, his security thugs, his pets, his little dick, all ten of his stubby finger dicks, his limo driver, his dick suckers on retainer, his masseuse, his assets, his steaks, his pork chops, his rump roasts, and his mother, whose legs were apparently opened wider than the dessert table at the Golden Corral’s all-you-can-eat fat f*ck Friday special.
L Ron Hubbard was yet more grandiose.
Scientology’s elite Sea Org recruits signed a billion-year contract. Because immortal thetans, and stuff.
your lack of devotion to His Majesty is troubling.