Daddy's Gonna Kill Ralphie

Looks like Rubio finally grew a pair.

Let me tell you something, last night in the debate, during one of the breaks — two of the breaks — he [Trump] went backstage, he was having a meltdown. First he had this little makeup thing applying, like, makeup around his mustache because he had one of those sweat mustaches. Then, then he asked for a full-length mirror. I don't know why, because the podium goes up to here. But he wanted a full-length mirror. Maybe to make sure his pants weren't wet — I don't know."

Oof.

A Christmas Story - Ralphie Beats Up Bully

He's still a child, though.