Hell is like a toothache

West Valley man arrested after calling 911 over toothache

Thirty-four-year-old Brook Akins called 911 dispatchers 12 times in the span of five hours with most of those calls lasting around 30 minutes each. He said his tooth hurt and he was tired of the pain. He refused an ambulance, didn't want a visit from police, but wanted phone numbers for someone who could help ease the pain -- Oh, and he wanted illegal drugs off the streets.

Idjits.