I'm not old enough to know if the country needed "healing" or not, after Watergate. I was 5 at the time. But, I surely hope that if i'm ever convicted of a felony, that the governor will step in and pardon me of everything I've ever done, in the name of "healing" the emotional wounds of the great state of North Carolina. Because I'd surely hate that the punishment for my crime would be a burden on anyone. No, i think it'd be best if we all just had a big group hug and then let me scurry off to write my memoirs.

Anyone think I could get that deal ?