All the kids from day care are in dreamland.
The froggie has made his last leap.
Hell no, you can't go to the bathroom.
You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep.
It's a book by Adam Mansbach. And it looks awesome.
"Go the Fuck to Sleep" is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, "Go the Fuck to Sleep" is a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children.
Brilliant. Want it.
There is a full pdf of that book circulating. My wife thought it was hilarious, but it seemed to me to be the same joke over and over that really wasn’t that funny after the first two pages. YMMV.
but it’s #1 on Amazon, just from pre-orders.