Not getting enough attention from your local police department? Feel like you've gone too long without having your home searched? Wish you could have some German Shepards digging through your dirty laundry? Well, wait no more! Put some fake plastic weed in your window, and the cops will be tearing up your couch cushions in no time at all!

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One of my favorite artists, doing his song, "Nervous Tic Motion Of The Head To The Left":

I've never seen him live, so I didn't know he does nearly the whole song by himself, except for the drums, building up the song one part at a time with a foot-pedal sampler. He really is Dr. Strings (via). Wow.

Via the SF Gate:

Proponents of same-sex marriage have introduced a ballot measure that would require heterosexual couples to have a child within three years or have their marriages annulled.

Politics can be funny.