Not getting enough attention from your local police department? Feel like you've gone too long without having your home searched? Wish you could have some German Shepards digging through your dirty laundry? Well, wait no more! Put some fake plastic weed in your window, and the cops will be tearing up your couch cushions in no time at all!

Or you could just be a protestor at the 2004 RNC and get treated worse than people charged with robbery or assault.
those people were probably terrorists, so they deserved it. i mean, who else would protest God’s Own Party ?