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The Repairperson

David Byrne opines:

Nothing much could be worse for Iraq than the US presence. Their superstructure has been destroyed, and left unrepaired. There is civil war. Their own oil isn’t bringing in money for them. So how could it be worse if we leave? It can't, really. Some folks are saying we broke it we should fix it. Tell that to someone who comes into your house and smashes all the furniture. That’s not the repairperson I would call. You might want to sue them, or kill them, or have them thrown in jail, but you don’t want them in your house ever again.

Life And How To Live It

Burn bright through the night, two pockets lead the way
To doors to go between, the wall was raised today
To doors remain before your others and your own
Keep these books well stocked away and take your happy home

My pockets are out and running about
Barking in the street to tell what I have hidden there

Two houses, connected by a tunnel.

Raise the walls and shout its flaws, a carpenter should rest
So that when you tire of one side the other serves you best

(this post was cowritten by me, Michael Stipe, and REM. i really doubt the accuracy of the lyrics above, but i'm too lazy to figure out what i think he's saying)

Awesome Band Names!

Let's try it with * "would be an awesome band name":

    Cloven Nutsak
    Los Amish
    Bitchslap
    God and Animals
    Felching Linnwood
    Unplanned Cupcakes
    Politically Active Lycanthropes
    Lethal Sherry Enema
    Sleazy Shoe-Fuckers
    Inherit the Terrorstorm
    The Mome Raths
    Non Stop Erotic Caberet
    Designer Vaginas
    Custom Winnebago
    ButterDucky

Hmmm. I think there's a somewhat different quality to the names. They're still not great, but it's different

How about "that would be a kickass band name":

    Rancid Dwarf
    Tombstone Generator
    I Was Once A Fish
    Penis Enlargement Pills
    The Midnight Society
    Filth Tractor
    Assault by Vagina
    This Was Posted In The Wrong Forum

eh.

still bored. still waiting. still dreaming.