Let's try it with * "would be an awesome band name":

Cloven Nutsak
Los Amish
Bitchslap
God and Animals
Felching Linnwood
Unplanned Cupcakes
Politically Active Lycanthropes
Lethal Sherry Enema
Sleazy Shoe-Fuckers
Inherit the Terrorstorm
The Mome Raths
Non Stop Erotic Caberet
Designer Vaginas
Custom Winnebago
ButterDucky

Hmmm. I think there's a somewhat different quality to the names. They're still not great, but it's different

How about "that would be a kickass band name":

Rancid Dwarf
Tombstone Generator
I Was Once A Fish
Penis Enlargement Pills
The Midnight Society
Filth Tractor
Assault by Vagina
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eh.

still bored. still waiting. still dreaming.