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Radiohead Denies Influencing Local Band
From America's Finest News Source:
Hitler Hairdo, whose MySpace page cites Radiohead as a "major influence," has been playing house parties and open-mic nights around the Dayton area for more than a year, but has yet to gain a substantial following. In "Bassist Needed" fliers distributed last month, the band describes itself as "a mix between Radiohead and Smashing Pumpkins, but primarily interested in the earlier guitar-driven sounds of Pablo Honey and The Bends."
"That's absolute shite," Yorke said when asked for a response. "The epochal, full-bodied shoegaziness of early Radiohead is completely absent from the sample tracks they put online, and where are the bracing yet approachable guitar patterns?"
"And just look at their stupid band photo," added Yorke. "Radiohead would never dress like that."
You Wouldn't Care To Meet Marvin
But maybe you would, if he used Listerine. Not only does it cure halitosis (and kill typhus bacteria!), it's safe enough to be "used in any body cavity" !
Summer Colds?
What a fucking stupid idea.
Mr Lee Photo Tour
Duh
One of the people who was instrumental in pushing for laws to increase the legal drinking age to 21 now calls his actions "the single most regrettable decision" of his career.
Dr. Morris Chafetz, a psychiatrist who was on the presidential commission in the 1980s that recommended raising the drinking age to 21, made his remarks in an editorial that he is shopping for publication and which he released to the advocacy group Choose Responsibility. Chafetz wrote the editorial to mark the 25th anniversary of the law that was signed by President Ronald Reagan on July 17, 1984.
"Legal Age 21 has not worked," Chafetz said in the piece. "To be sure, drunk driving fatalities are lower now than they were in 1982. But they are lower in all age groups. And they have declined just as much in Canada, where the age is 18 or 19, as they have in the United States."
Same Song, Right?
...or at least very similar.
Here's a bit of a mash-up:
Don't Use Tanning Beds, Mmm Kay.
Shot A Man In Weno
This is the best thing ever.
