This guy (Gerry Rafferty, who died yesterday):

Co-wrote this song:

14th Amendment:

"No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."

Justice Scalia:
This does not apply to women today because, in 1868 when the 14th amendment was written, women weren't "persons".

Ta-da!

Rachael Ray : Super Chef

Saudi Arabian officials have reportedly arrested a vulture suspected of being a Mossad spy, after the bird, tagged by Israeli scientists, flew into Saudi territory today.

Haaretz reports:

The bird was found in a rural area of the country wearing a transmitter and a leg bracelet bearing the words "Tel Aviv University", according to the reports, which surfaced first in the Israeli daily Ma'ariv.

But, according to Haaretz, "residents and local reporters told Saudi Arabia's Al-Weeam newspaper that the matter seemed to be a 'Zionist plot.'"

Dumbest Blog Post Ever?

Passive Aggressive Felines

Vulcan

I am now a Grand Master of Peggle, and so can return to real life.

Wife's out, so I'm experimenting in the kitchen. Today's attempt: Thai spicy basil fish. Pretty easy: pan fry a fish, throw in some red bell pepper, carrot, onion, a dash of chili garlic paste, chopped fresh basil at the end, and put it all next to some jasmine rice.

First bite: "holy shit"

That was about 5x too much chili paste. Ow. Super ow. What I can taste is awesome, but ... ow.

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