THIS JUST IN !!!!

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission — a federally-funded organization — conducted a special survey last year from June 17- July 17 and found that 65 percent of all fireworks injuries occurred within the month of the July 4th holiday.

ZOMG!! Government run amok!


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Of course, the study was actually done in order to collect and assess the data on firework-related injuries, in order to help hospitals and public safety organizations deal with said injuries.

But the story isn't any fun, that way - which, I suppose, is why they refuse to let me point this out, in the comments at the first link.