The Poor Man has completed the Internet.

By connecting greater wingnuttia, Senator Tubes, McPOW, DOW 36,000 and the Time Cube itself, he has squared the circle of nuttery, cubed the sphere of universal lunacy, hypercubed the 4-torus of deranged factional droolers, and brought into simultaneous harmonic justification the well-kerned clavicle of the discordant fistula. His simultaneous awareness of all internet traditions places him at all corners of the Time Cube at once. There is nothing left to say.