Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer

Another AI-generated Christmas carol.

Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer
Was the best sleigh in all of Nantucket
The horse was lean and tanned
The woman was full of perfume
The only thing keeping the goose from falling off the ground
Was the reins
Like strings of spaghetti
And if you could just cut it down
You could even make a bow
Like a bow and arrow
But if you wanted to make a bow you had to use a lot of power

Right down to the little lamb
Its red head was covered in feathers
Its heart was full of sugar
And the most prized food item was its head

Everywhere in the barn there were beavers’ eyes
Some would go, “Where is the sugar?”
But to them it was simple, it came from a good source
And they found sugar in olden times
Families that lived in the stable all had it

This is what Christmas must be like at Jeff VanderMeer’s house.

2 thoughts on “Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer

  1. Rob Caldecott

    That borders on sinister.

    I LOLd at the Vendermeer comment. I’ve read the Southern Reach trilogy but fuck me it was hard work.

    And Happy New Year Cleek.

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