The Beatles Never Existed

This is a serious subject, not a joke, and this site is here to expose the actions of those who exploited these young men and defrauded us their fans. It is to defend the honor of everyone involved who did not take part in it willingly. It has become apparent to us in this extensive and painstaking research that there were never just four individual people known as "John", "Paul", "George", and "Ringo" who comprised one Rock & Roll band known as "The Beatles", and rose to fame as the world's first supergroup. For all intents and purposes as far as we can tell, no one such group ever existed.

That's pretty good.

But did you know that Obama can control the weather, or that the Large Hadron Collider is a device for awakening An Egyptian god?

No? Well... Go learn, sheeple!

7 thoughts on “The Beatles Never Existed

    1. cleek Post author

      i like how it goes on and on and on about the amazing changes in Paul’s eyebrows: sometimes they’re arched high above his eyes, sometimes they’re almost flat! this proves there are multiple Pauls! it certainly doesn’t prove that Paul tends to raise his eyebrows when smiling.

      1. Jewish Steel

        The plasticity of the human face is something that is lost on some people? That’s the only explanation I can muster in the face of 100 pictures of the same person.

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