Hey friend, do you want to be happy? Well, of course you do. Only poets want to be unhappy. So, let Ol' Cleek give you the five secrets to happiness:
- Move down South
- Go to church regularly
- Join the Republican party
- Get yourself a spouse
- Boost your income over $100K
Follow those five steps and I'll personally guarantee you a happy life. Act now!
via Pew.