Went mountain biking with a friend today. Beautiful day: 70 degrees, sunny, no clouds.
About 20 minutes in, my rear wheel dropped out of its dropouts. That caused the rear derailleur to get caught in the spokes. That bent the derailleur, and the derailleur hanger, and the rear skewer.
$135 to fix.
Bah!
Speaking of skewers:
My wife and I can't say the word "skewers" without saying it the way he sings it: skyooOOWEHrs!/ (~1:05)

My wife and I have the same problem. You are not alone.