Via The Consumerist:
Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.
"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said.
The whole shaving-while-driving this is truly awesome, but I just can't get past the ex-husband part.
Dude. WTF?
no matter how weird the weirdest thing you can imagine is, somebody somewhere is gonna take it one step further.
A friend who posted this on FB points out that “ex-husband” and “boyfriend” may well have been euphemisms used by the man and woman in explaining their situation to the cops in lieu of describing a professional interaction.
heh :)
yeah. that makes sense.