Criminal

If thoroughness was high priority, I could mention many small crimes which a person might cruelly inflict upon his fellow man; but thoroughness is for another day, and now I willl mention only one: cooking a quantity of bacon to be used later in a recipe without also cooking a few pieces for the attending company to snack upon. A small but pursuasive punishment should be prescribed to dissuade such offensively bold behavior.

3 thoughts on “Criminal

  1. marklow

    the scent of bacon is a tantalizing wonder of modern science. it seems like a disproportion number of good things

    1. coffee
    2. bread
    3. bacon
    4. soup

    have to be burned before they begin to smell incredible.

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