If thoroughness was high priority, I could mention many small crimes which a person might cruelly inflict upon his fellow man; but thoroughness is for another day, and now I willl mention only one: cooking a quantity of bacon to be used later in a recipe without also cooking a few pieces for the attending company to snack upon. A small but pursuasive punishment should be prescribed to dissuade such offensively bold behavior.

the scent of bacon is a tantalizing wonder of modern science. it seems like a disproportion number of good things
1. coffee
2. bread
3. bacon
4. soup
have to be burned before they begin to smell incredible.
mmm. burned soup… just like mom used to make!
I’m with ya, Mr. C. You always gotta make scraps forthe rabble.