International hotel chain Holiday Inn is offering a trial human bed-warming service at three hotels in Britain this month.
If requested, a willing staff-member at two of the chain's London hotels and one in the northern English city of Manchester will dress in an all-in-one fleece sleeper suit before slipping between the sheets.
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The bed-warmer is equipped with a thermometer to measure the bed's required temperature of 20 degrees Celsius (68 Fahrenheit).
Holiday Inn said the warmer would be fully dressed and leave the bed before the guest occupied it. They could not confirm if the warmer would shower first, but said hair would be covered.
Creepy.

OT – it appears that I made the right choice in ignoring the various health care flare ups/options/debates over the last year by correctly assuming it would never happen. So much time saved!
yeah. i wish i followed that path, too.
It took me a minute to figure out what “said hair would be covered” means.
you know darn well, DARN WELL, that the bed warmer upper peeps are going to FART like crazy all over those sheets !!!
how do i know this ???
because that is wot i would do.
bawahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa