A North Carolina couple has been sentenced on misdemeanor charges in a case involving abusing other adults during Satan worship.
Joseph Scott Craig, 25, and his 30-year-old wife Joy Johnson were each sentenced Friday to two 60-day suspended sentences and a year of probation.
Search warrants said the victims were a man and a woman who moved in with Craig and Johnson after they became friends through their satanic interests.
The victims say Craig beat them, shackled them to beds, kept them in dog cages and starved them.
Seems to me, if you're gonna be a Satanist, you should expect (and welcome) a little pain and suffering now and then. Satan's not exactly supposed to be the Lord of Happy Fun Time.
Aaaand. Of course they look like total dweebs.
Craig entered an Alford plea…
I can’t believe he blew a chance to say the Devil made him do it. Dweeb squared.
(Srsly, 60 day suspended and 1 year probation seems really light.)
Watch Satan / Ol’ Scratch in action !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGrQMD6Uqc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMrKpdcYN98
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UbqZ_oN5do
Plus, if you’re a Satanist, what’s with filing misdemeanor charges? Couldn’t you stick some pins in a voodoo doll, or cast a spell turning them into toads, or call on a band of demons to stick them with pitchforks?
There’s just something so totally lame about candy-ass Satanists.