This ruins EVERYTHING.
Kellogg Co. says there will be a nationwide shortage of its popular Eggo frozen waffles until next summer because of interruptions in production at two of the four plants that make them.
My absolute favorite weekend breakfast (and every day is a weekend, when you have no job) is two buttermilk Eggos with a touch of C.A.M.P. maple syrup, and a cup of Golden Monkey tea.
Don't make me try Aunt Jemima's !

funny (well, not for you). i don’t buy waffles but i noticed the empty space at the Teet and a note saying there were no Kellogg’s waffles until further notice. i wondered why.
Dude, make a Belgian waffle.
now now. i can’t be mixing shit and cooking it, then cleaning a fucking waffle iron. i got a whole day fulla nothing to get to !
Good point, I withdraw my previous comment, but you’ll have to just switch to pop-tarts.
yeah, maybe. pop-tarts are pretty cool.