From the wonderfully bad Makers Of Smooth Music compilation (people sent lyrics, along with a fee, and the house band put them to music), here are the lyrics to a song called "How Long Are You Staying".

disco disco disco
i am going to mount cisco
i am going to buy crisco
bake a cake so i can
disco disco disco

disco disco disco
how long are you staying
i mostly eat marisco
so i can
disco disco disco

disco disco disco
i am getting tired
waiting to be hired to do
disco disco disco

if i don't get hired to do
disco disco disco
i will take a gun
and become a sisco

disco disco disco
i am going to get fired

disco disco disco
you make me so tired

disco disco disco
if i don't get fired
i am going to jalisco
and dance on a wire

disco disco disco
if i don't get crisco
when i get to mount cisco
i am going to jalisco
and become a sisco
and then move to frisco
become the sisco
and move to frisco
disco disco disco

It's just so awfully wonderful.