This ain't safe for work or nearly anywhere, but it's so friggin strange, I gotta post it.

(no pictures here, just text, FYI)

The web site "Ken's Twisted Mind" is apparently all about sex machines - which are like sex toys, but bigger, and motorized and I dunno... mechanical. And it has a page of attachments you can buy to hook up to your own power tools, if you'd like. Behold the Power Tool Series:

Turn your power tools into sex toys! We carry a range of products to install dildos on including reciprocating saws and even drills. The power tool series is an inexpensive way to join in on the fucking machine fun. All of our products work with vac-u-lock dildos and and are easy to use. Choose a hand held sex machine today! drilldo, drill dildo, saw dildo, saw sex, handheld saw with dildo.

"handheld saw with dildo" !

So it turns out "Black And Decker pecker wrecker" wasn't just something we used to say to each other in 7th grade. It's an actual thing.

And before you start asking silly questions, I found the link on a discussion of the Heathers remake -a movie which featured the classic line "fuck me gently with a chainsaw".

The world is a scary scary place.