SC Governor Missing

SC Governor, Mark Sanford hasn't been seen since Thursday.

"Neither the governor's office nor the State Law Enforcement Division has been able to reach Sanford, who left the mansion in a black SLED Suburban SUV."

"Sanford's last known whereabouts were near Atlanta, where a mobile telephone tower picked up a signal from his phone, authorities said."

Sounds troubling. I wonder how his wife is taking it?

According to WCBD-TV, the First Lady said he "has been gone for several days and she doesn't know where, but she is not concerned."

Heh. Ouch.

... or maybe just... hmm.

Out walking the Appalachian Trail ?? Damn. Maybe I want to do that now, too.

Nope.... he was in Argentina.

Even better, he was in Argentina having an affair. Which his wife knew about.

I guess that explains why his wife wasn't really freaking out.

Are there any Republican politicians who aren't having affairs?

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