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Some favorites:
HARRY POTTER: Celebrity Jock thinks rules don’t apply to him, is right.
JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.
KING KONG: Endangered animal stolen, shot.
THE CAT FROM OUTER SPACE: College professors help illegal alien evade authorities.
The Hobbit: Whimsical old man leads a bunch of short, boylike creatures into the woods.
nice!
Star Wars: whiny teenager leaves farm in search of adventure.
My shot at uncomfortable Wizard of Oz: Young girl pulls aside curtain, reveals naked old man.