Sex or fireworks

NAPLES, Italy, Dec. 12 (UPI) -- A group of more than 40 women in Naples, Italy, said they will withhold sex if their husbands or boyfriends set off fireworks during the holiday season.

Dr. Vincenzo Sorrentino said the idea for the committee of women pledging to withhold sex came after years of injuries and deaths resulting from Christmastime fireworks, ANSA reported Friday.

"We've tried everything to stop the mayhem caused by fireworks but we've never reached the results we hoped for," Sorrentino said. "We decided to get women involved because they are more convincing and they always achieve their goals."

Carolina Staiano, 42, the head of the women's committee, said her own father was seriously injured years ago by exploding fireworks.

"So far we've had more than 30 women join up and we're hoping for more," she said Friday. "We're fed up with these stupid annual massacres. This time they're just going to have to choose: sex or fireworks."

Mrs Cleek buys fireworks for me.

7 thoughts on “Sex or fireworks

  1. cleek

    when you press the Play button, does it turn to the pause button, but never start the song ?

    mine’s been doing that for a couple of weeks now.

  2. Ugh

    that’s exactly it. I fixed by uninstalling and reinstalling iTunes/quicktime. Looking at some forums it appears to be some kind of conflict between quicktime and drivers or something.

    Happy new year to you & Mrs. cleek!

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